im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Randomize
