hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
3 2 1 whiskey
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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