I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
