i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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