is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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