I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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