is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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