Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
