Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
my shit smells like andre
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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