My friends, they love my intelligence
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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