I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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