so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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