It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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