you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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