Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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