____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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