just tell him i said nine months
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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