That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
