what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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