I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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