you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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