I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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