How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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