absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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