they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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