we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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