Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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