that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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