I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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