You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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