Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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