Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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