windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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