bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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