? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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