I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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