the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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