no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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