he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
i out mim tonsoeep
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