He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Little spoons don't ask big questions
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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