its not stalking. its research.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
and she was petting her beer can
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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