What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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