All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
