i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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