The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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