I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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