Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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