Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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