Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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