If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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