You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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