I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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