Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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