Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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