Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
